Category: Film Review
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A Journey of Infinite Understanding
As is the case with many twenty-something white men of a certain demographic upbringing, I am thrilled announce that I have finished Infinite Jest. (Crowd erupts in applause) As is the case with at least some of my compatriots I’m sure, I began reading it with some apprehension. There’s the obvious obstacle of steeling yourself…
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A Star Wars Retrospective, kind of
Edit: I’m realizing that the first entry took me a lot longer than I thought it would, so I’m going to make this an ongoing piece that I can (hopefully) contribute to regularly until I have a fully fleshed Opinion about Star Wars in its entirety. So this is a “retrospective” on Star Wars, a…
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Notes from the senso tank
While enjoying the muted pleasures of a sensory deprivation tank last weekend, I began to understand Skinamarink a bit better. In the moist air of this cocoon, I became almost convinced in a half-dream that Kyle Edward Ball had himself conceived of his film while doing the exact same thing. This kind of device is…
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Omg I’m Gen Z and this is totally how I’d react to my friends getting brutally killed!!!!
It was really only a matter of time before the painfully targeted marketing of Bodies Bodies Bodies got to me. That, and just one or two passing entreaties from contemporaries who were wise enough to see it early in the cycle and thus hopefully detached from most critical assessments. It is definitely a movie that benefits from…
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Gravity and a lack thereof
A human body, spent of every drop of energy, willing itself past the point of expiration to survival. Clawing at the wet sand to drag itself out of a murky, certain death. Such is the last shot of Alfonso Cuarón’s Gravity, a film hailed in 2013 for its extensive and groundbreaking production, that chronicles Sandra Bullock’s…
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Eating pomegranates with my brothers of the cloth
The Color of Pomegranates is one of those films that I’ve always told myself I’d watch in a moment of contemplative quietude. Naturally, that moment didn’t come. Instead fate brought me to a screening of Sergei Parajanov’s 1969 rose-tinted collage at the Philadelphia Film Society theater. More specifically, I caught wind of my girlfriend and one…
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Jordan Peele has made another horror movie and yet his Ritalin prescription is collecting dust at a Ventura CVS
Before I do my due diligence as a judgmental little narc, I thoroughly enjoyed Nope in the classical, ‘let’s all go the movies’ sense, a genuine, you know, ‘go to the theater’ film movie. And paramount to any criticism, it seems Jordan Peele is enjoying doing what he loves and doing it pretty well. I…
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“First Reformed”: Holding Despair and Hope
On May 18, 2018, Twentieth Century Fox released “Deadpool 2” and made just over $53 million dollars. That same day, A24 burst into four theaters and released “First Reformed”, which brought in 0.0006% of its companion’s premiere winnings (only $33,778 to be exact). Now, it may seem obvious that a lifelong United Methodist with a…
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Everything Everywhere All At Once, or the perfect Zoomer film
The conceit of Everything Everywhere All At Once is not overly complex. Boiled down, it’s probably little more than an ode to everyday life, or more accurately, contemporary everyday life. Following the life of Evelyn Wang, our protagonist, it begins with the stressful, if cinematically innocuous task of filing her taxes with the IRS. Before…
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Soviet Meditations from Andrey Tarkovsky
Recently I watched the 1979 film Stalker by Andrey Tarkovsky. The best place to start with this movie is probably the story of how it was made. After shooting the entire movie once, Tarkovsky found that the film had been developed incorrectly, and was unusable. In response, he fired his cinematographer, and re-shot the entire…
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